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The Incompetent Evil Genius
Chris
Pasha's IEG files |
Of
the Incompetent Evil Genius' birth nothing is known, but he was raised, along
with a brood of ducklings, on the planet Zelda, by a kindly mother duck. |
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He built a space ship, and set off to explore the universe. His first stop brought him to planet Y, a refuse dump for the more prosperous worlds that thrived around. Here he staked his claim. Working with demonic energy  |
and ingenuity,  |
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who, working with demonic energy, built for Him a colossal civilisation,  |
an empire of towering buildings, monuments, and robots.  |
The Incompetent Evil Genius programmed his robots  |
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to worship him,  |
but this left him feeling less than sacred.  |
He drove through his streets in grand parade to the cheers of the feelingless metal throng he had assembled, but this left him with a less than celebrated feeling.  |
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"Go away. You're just a figure of my imagination. There is only me." The
Incompetent Evil Genius realised that he needed a change. He would travel to the
nearest inhabited planet...
"Go away. You're just a figure of my imagination. There is only me." |
