1: not counting the red glass?
Little Red Piece of Glass : when I read this to Seth, he said/asked, "did you really do that?"       
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2: I pooped my pants, once, when seven. And I stole a friend's toy pistol, which I had coveted, but then later threw in away in the little woods (I couldn't play with it (publicly) after all).

3. and was it clumsy cunnilingus, or a clumsy finger fuck?