My God: the poem
Posted in humor, metaphysics, poetry on Nov 9th, 2009
My God walks on water
and comes from a virgin birth
Your god has an elephant’s head
and that I think’s absurd
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Bill Crow’s Grandmother was a fullblooded Cheyenne. When Bill went home to Mobile to tell Granny he was going up to Canada to dodge the draft…
Grandmother Crow click to watched the video
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My Leonard Cohen Story: The Bourgeois Blues
Posted in Drama, Ted Allan, humor, moans, poetry, stories, trivia, videos on Nov 9th, 2008
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the text:
My Leonard Cohen Story: The Bourgeois Blues
This concerns Lee Harper’s amazing first poetic outpouring, which my father sent to Leonard Cohen. Lee was, and is, beautiful, so Ted enclosed a “head shot”.
A few days later Ted said to me, “You write poetry,” and then something like, “Wow! Your good. You’re really good*,” [...]
I got a comment on my U.S. election rant that read “i lol’d”. I had to google lol’d as I wasn’t sure if she was paling or ‘bamaing. Still don’t quite grok lol.
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The Mayan Creation Myth
Posted in Drama, humor, metaphysics, stories, trivia on Sep 13th, 2008
The Mayan Creation Myth and Why Things Are As They Are
I have just post a video of me reading this short story/sketch.
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The Mayan Creation Myth and Why Things Are as They Are
Posted in cosmology, humor, metaphysics, observations, psychology, stories, trivia on Jul 3rd, 2008
Nando sat on his futon in front of his laptop. “I’m writing about the Mayan story of creation.” Nando is a Mayan medicine man. He’s been my house guest these many months.
It seems there was a counsel of Creators.
“Like a committee?” I asked.
“Like [...]